A girl never forgets her first SHOEGASM

A girl never forgets her first.  She was completely on the edge as she slid open the box.  Visual stimulators were the first to kick in.  As they came into focus, she began to feel weak in the knees, and a little hot under the collar.  Then, touching them for the first time, other senses collided.  Soft, supple, sensual.  They even had that new shoe smell.  Better still, they had that expensive new shoe smell.

Teased and tormented by fashion and social media alike, until now, she had only been able to look.  She had talked to them through the front window at Barney's, and stalked them online, but they still seemed forever just out of reach.  She knew in her heart that they were meant to be together, but when?  How?  She knew how good it would be.  She had dreamt about it.  It would be mind blowing, toe curling, spine wriggling ecstasy.  A full blown SHOEGASM, and her desire only fuelled her resolve.  Boys can be nice too, but bitch please, we are talking about shoes here.  

For most women, getting all the way there has never been easy.  It can take years of practice, and even then, everything has to be jusssst right.

One time, she thought she was going to have one in college, but was disappointed as she unwrapped the deceptive parcel only to reveal a discount brand shoebox.

There really should be a rule against that?  Cheap shoes really should come in some other form of packaging, its just cruel.

Then in her twenties, when she finally had a real job, she splurged, and gave herself a shoegasm and it was every bit as good as she had imagined.   After that, it became an obsession, and she has been getting more, every chance she gets.

Until now, she has only found two ways to have one.

If they are lucky, some girls find a prince charming for their inner cinderella .   If he is considerate enough, generous enough, and knows where to shop, he really could make her shoe dreams come true.   But that seems to be the needle in a haystack, and alas,  for most girls, the only reliable way to shoegasm seems to be giving them to yourself.

Let's face it.  Real life isn't like the movies.

Ryan Gosling isn't loitering in the Jimmy Choo section at Bergdorf's with his platinum card.  Nope. Sadly, if you want to go pro that route, you are more likely going to have to settle for someone a little less, charming and thats just sad. 

It shouldn't have to be that way, and now, it isn't!

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