Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Avenge Cecil's death!

Those of you who have read my stuff, know that my work is usually more lighthearted, but this week, in light of what has happened, I have decided to try and incite some revenge for poor Cecil.

Ironically, I was actually half way through writing a piece about lions.  As we entered the time of the Leo on the zodiac, I thought it would be funny to poke fun at the real nature of the king of the jungle. I had put together several amusing observations about how the male lion basically just lies around and lets his harem of females do everything, and I was going to speculate on how he got so lucky to have this seemingly wonderful arrangement?  The answer, as best as my research could determine, was that he is the ultimate bad boy super stud.  Male lions not only (literally) fight off all rivals, but once they have the top spot, they will mate with all the females, 6 times an hour, for days and days on end.  In short, he lets them know who's boss, and they like it.  Sounds like a pretty good deal huh?  And it probably is, unless some ASSHOLE two legged chicken shit (walter palmer) with his armed posse of dirtbags, lure's you away from your protected sanctuary just so he can shoot you with a crossbow (and then a gun 40 hours later because he wasn't even skillful enough to kill you the first time).

So, I'm not going to write the humorous piece.  That ship has sailed.  It was funny but its in my trash now.  Now, all I want is REVENGE.

Let's start with the American Dental Association.  The ADA is very proud of its Code of Conduct (see http://www.ada.org/en/about-the-ada/principles-of-ethics-code-of-professional-conduct/ ) in which it states that every member of the ADA will "always do good".    Contact the ADA here:

http://www.ada.org/en/about-the-ada/contact/

to let them know what you think about Walter Palmer and whether it was "good" enough.

I am sure that if enough people take the time to express their opinions, the ADA will have no choice but to take action against mr palmer.  

But lets not stop there.  Let's do the same for the Dental Association for the great state of Minnesota.  I'm sure with enough feedback they will also decide that they do not need a dentist like walter palmer.

And while we are at it, lets tell Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton what we think of mr palmer.  With enough encouragement and a few million emails, I'm sure Mr. Dayton would be happy to assign a few of his best civil servants to investigate every possible way to ensure that mr palmer is driven out of the state, out of dentistry, and into the icy oblivion that he deserves.


Its a snowball.  Keep it rolling people.  Let's vow not to stop writing until something is done about this man and what he has done.  For Cecil, and for anyone else who might try the same thing in the future.

RIP Cecil.

Thank you everyone.  Now get writing!

Michael Shawn Mackay 







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